He asks him what happened.
His friends says, “Well I was in church and…”
The man interrupts “Church! How do you get hurt in church?”
The friend continues, “Well, I was sitting behind this woman Angelina, and after a while, what with all the standing, sitting and kneeling, I noticed she had developed a wedgie. Now me being a nice guy, I pulled it out for her. She turned around “WHACK””
The man says, “I cant believe you did that”, and continues walking.
A week later he sees his friend again and he has another black eye. He asks him what happened this time and his friend responds, “Well I was in church again…”
The man interrupts, “CHURCH AGAIN? How do you keep getting hurt in church?!”
The friend explains, “Well, I was sitting behind Angelina again and…”
“Don't tell me you did it again”