Married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said,
“Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV,
but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blond.
Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV,
but I’m sleeping with a 50 year old woman.
It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things.”
My wife is a very reasonable woman.
She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blonde,
and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed.