A soldier’s girl wrote to break off their engagement

A soldier serving overseas far from home was annoyed and upset when his girl

wrote to break off their engagement and ask for her photograph back.

He went out and collected from his friends all the unwanted photographs of women

that he could find, bundled them all together, and sent them back with a note saying,

“I regret that I cannot remember which one you are.

Please keep your photo and return the others.”

New Joke : Two really large women came in a bar

I was sitting in a bar one day and two really large women came in, talking in an interesting accent.

So I said, “Cool accent, are you two ladies from Ireland?”

One of them snarled at me, “It’s Wales, dumbo!”

So I corrected myself, “Oh, right, so are you two whales from Ireland?”

That’s about as far as I remember.