A newlywed couple who were both avid baseball fans attended a Cubs “Love able Losers” game.
They were still on their honeymoon and very affectionate, hugging and kissing so much that they weren’t able to follow the game.
In order to be able to follow the game better the young bride says,
“I’ve got an idea, honey,
You kiss me on the strikes and I’ll kiss you on the balls.”