One day God said to Adam, “It’s nearly time for you and Eve to begin populating Earth. So I want you to kiss her.”
“I don’t understand”, said Adam. “What does to kiss mean?”
God understood that it was all new to Adam so patiently he explained to Adam what was required of him.
Adam took Eve by the hand and they disappeared into the woods. A little while later they emerged and Adam said, “That was most enjoyable.”
“I thought you might say that,” said God, “so now I want you to caress her.”
“But what does caress mean?” Adam asked.
So God provided Adam with a brief explanation again.
Again Adam took Eve by the hand and they disappeared into the woods once more.
Soon they returned and Adam smiled and said, “That was even better.”
“Good”, said God. “You’ve done well. So now I want you to make love to Eve.”