The new CEO arrives for his first day in the office and he’s determined to let everyone know that he means business.
Having done a quick review of the Company’s financial position he decides his first act must be to reduce costs by getting rid of all the slackers who were not adding value to the business.
As he’s taking a tour of the Company’s facilities, there are workers everywhere but his eyes are immediately drawn to a guy leaning against a wall, apparently doing nothing in particular.
Seeing this as his chance to make an immediate impact, he walks over to the guy and asks, “How much money do you earn each week, son?”
The guy is taken a little by surprise but he responds politely by saying, “Sir, I make around $400 per week. Why do you ask?”
In response, the CEO says, “You just wait right here!”
He then disappears into the Finance Department and minutes later he reappears holding a bundle of cash in his hands.
He hands the guy $1,600 and says, “That’s four weeks’ pay. Now get out of here and don’t come back.”
The guy takes the money and disappears out the door as fast as he can.
Feeling like a real power boss, the CEO looks around and says, to no one in particular, “So, does anyone want to tell me what that slacker did around here?”
From the back of the room, in a loud voice, someone responded, “He was the Pizza delivery guy from Domino’s.”