Ma and Pa were two old hillbillies living out on a farm up in the hills. Pa has found out that the hole under the outhouse...
A guy stood over his tee shot
A guy stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity, looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the ...
Two boys go into a forest
Two boys go into a forest and walk around Suddenly they see a undressed women, then one of the boys run away. The other ...
Wife flirting with the good-looking stranger on island
A man, his wife and a good-looking stranger are stranded on a desert island. The wife quickly loses interest in her husb...
The secret of the new nurse
Once upon a time, in a bustling hospital, a new nurse named Jenny joined the staff. Jenny was enthusiastic, friendly, and ...
Funny Joke ‣ Three Wishes
A manager, his secretary and a sales representative are walking to lunch when suddenly the wind blows a balloon shape ke...
Funny Joke ‣ Drunken Lady
A Man and His Wife Are at a Restaurant and the Husband Keeps Staring at an Old Drunken Lady Swigging Her Gin at a Near...
A man shops for groceries with his wife
A man shops for groceries with his wife. The man sees a case of beer on one of the shelves and puts it in the cart. “W...
Funny Joke ‣ Unexpected End
Ethel checked into a Motel on her 65th Birthday, she was lonely, a little depressed at her advancing age so decided to ris...
A little old lady tried to phone
A little old lady tried to phone her local bank but was put through instead to the banks call center. “Is that the High St...
This old lady handed her bank card
This old lady handed her bank card to the teller and said, “I would like to withdraw $10”. The teller told her, “for withd...
A husband and wife are sitting on the couch
A husband and wife are sitting on the couch watching TV. The wife looks at the husband and he is staring at the ceiling ab...
A Very Beautiful Girl
Wife: Yesterday I saw a very beautiful girl. Husband: Then what happened? Wife: I just kept on admiring her, on and on.. H...
The Wife Checked Her Husband’s Phone
The wife checked her husband’s phone and found these names: ‘The tender one’ ‘The amazing one’ ‘Lady of my dreams, She got...
A boss said to his secretary
A boss said to his secretary I want to make love with you & I will make it very fast. I’ll throw $1000 on the floo...
My other wife is beautiful
My other wife is beautiful. My wife doesn’t care what I do away from home, as long as I don’t enjoy it. My wife has a spl...
Funny Joke ‣ Lucky Man
A man goes into the doctor feeling a little ill. The doctor checks him over and says, “Sorry, I have some bad news… you hav...
A Man Dies And Goes To Heaven
A man dies and goes to Heaven. When he arrives, he is greeted by one of the angels who says, “Come with me, and I will show...
A dad asked a question to a little johnny
Dad: Who do you like more, Mum or Dad? Little Johnny: BOTH Dad: Ok if i go to America and your mum goes to Paris, where wi...
She called him on the mobile
The wife suddenly noticed that her husband was missing and as they had a lot to do, so she called him on the mobile. The w...
Funny Joke ‣ Whose Children Are These?
A man ordered for a voice automated robot car that does anything he tells it to do correctly without any error. He got th...