This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is.
All his professionalism goes right out the window.
He tells her to take her pants, she does, and he starts rubbing her thighs.
“Do you know what I am doing?” asks the doctor?
“Yes, checking for abnormalities.” she replies.
He tells her to take off her shirt and br**, she takes them off.
The doctor begins rubbing her chests and asks, “Do you know what I am doing now?”, she replies, “Yes, checking for cancer.”
Finally, he tells her to take off her knickers, lays her on the table, gets on top of her and starts on his all way with her.
He says to her, “Do you know what I am doing now?”
She replies, “Yes, getting herpies – thats why I am here!”