A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies.
Suddenly, at 3 O’clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside.
The woman, sort of bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man “sh*t! That must be my husband!”
So the guy quickly got out of bed scared and without clothes he jumped out the window like a crazy man.
He smashed himself on the ground, went through a thorn bush,