Funny: When a monkey sits in a tree and smokes a joint…

The lizard looked up and said, “Hey, what are you doing?”
The monkey says, “Pulling my joints. Join me.”
So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have another generation.
After a while, the lizard says that its mouth is “dry” and goes to get a drink from the river.
On the banks of the river, the lizard is petrified, so it crouches down too much.
Seeing this, the crocodile swam to the stone-hit lizard and pushed it aside.
He then asked the lizard, “What’s wrong with you!?”

Lizard climbs a tree, has a joint with a monkey, explains that he fell when he went to get a drink from the river because his mouth was dry and wasted!
The curious alligator said he should check it out.
He walks into the jungle, finds a tree where a monkey is sitting, and ends the episode.
Look up and say “Hey MONGOLS!”
The monkey looked down and said, “OH! BROTHER…HOW MUCH WATER DID YOU DRINK?!”