Funny Jokes ‣ Drunk Lady

A man is in a restaurant with his wife, who keeps staring at an elderly drunk woman who is shaking her weight at a nearby table.
His wife asked, “Do you know him?”
“Yes,” sighed the husband.
“She’s my ex-wife.
“He started drinking right after we broke up seven years ago. I hear he hasn’t sobered up since.”
“My God!” The wife said.
“Who would have thought a man would celebrate this long?”