A husband and wife are moving

A husband and wife are moving out of their house and are starting to box everything up.


The husband finds a box under the bed, pulls it out, and looks inside, where he finds two eggs and about $8,000.


He approaches the wife and asks, “What are the eggs for?”


She replies, “Every time I cheat on you, I put an egg in the box.”


He says, “That’s alright, you’ve only cheated on me twice. What’s the money for?”


The wife replies, “Every time I get a dozen, I sell them!”


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