Funny jokes ‣ Wedding anniversary greetings

A sixty-year-old husband and wife are about to celebrate their 40th wedding anniversary.
Knowing his wife’s love of antiques, he bought her a beautiful old brass oil lamp.
Unbuttoning the girl revealed jeans.
He thanked them and expressed his wishes to each of them.
The wife wanted an all-expenses-paid trip around the world with her husband.
Shazam!
He was immediately gifted tickets for all the tours, plus expensive side trips, dinners, shopping, and more.
But her husband wanted to marry a woman 30 years younger than him.
Shazam!
He immediately turned 93 years old.