For example, the other day my wife, Bev, and I went into town and went shopping.
When we arrived, the policeman was writing a parking ticket. We went to him and I said, “Come on, give the old man a break…
He ignored us and continued writing his ticket. I called him an Ar*e Hole
He glared at me and started writing me another ticket because the tire was old.
So Bev calls him “Chief Sh1t.”
He finished the second ticket and placed it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing more tickets. This situation lasted for about 20 minutes.
The more we abuse him, the more tickets we write.
Just then, our bus arrived and we got on it and went home.
Now that we’re retired, we try to have a little fun every day. This is important at our age.