Old Texas went into an Irish pub and sang to the crowd
alcoholics.
he said,
“I hear you Irish drink a lot. I’ll pay $500 to anyone who can drink 10 pints of Guinness here, back to back.”
The room falls silent and no one accepts Tehan’s offer.
Everyone goes. Thirty minutes later, the same departed gentleman returned and tapped the Texan on the shoulder.
“Is your bet still good?” asked the Irishman.
The Texan said yes and asked the bartender for 10 pints of Guinness.
The Irishman immediately rips open 10 glasses and drinks them all
back to back.
The other patrons at the bar cheer as the Texan sits in awe.
A Texan gives an Irishman $500 and says:
“If you don’t mind me asking, where did 30 minutes go?”
The Irishman replied.
“Uh… I had to go to the pub down the street to see if I could do it first.