Funny Joke ‣ The Maid And Her Mistress

A maid want her salary to increase.

Her boss who is a female ask her to give 3 reasons why she deserve such increment.

Maid: I can cook better than you.

Boss: what gives you that impression?

Maid: your husband said that.

Boss: okay,  give me the second reason?

Maid: I can Iron better than you.

Bold: who told you?

Maid: your husband said that.

Boss: okay, i need to know the  3rd reason?

Maid: I am also better in bed than you.

This time Boss was furious and was getting ready to break her neck.

Boss: did my husband equally say that?

Maid: no, your driver told me that I’m better in bed than you.

Boss: please lower your voice. I will increase your salary, in fact how much do you want? is it not money you want i will give you.

If you were in the maid shoe how much increase will you ask for?




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