Mrs Murphy and Mrs
Cohen had been longtime close friends.
But being old-fashioned, each went to a retirement home of her own respective religion.
It was not long before Mrs
Murphy felt very lonesome for Mrs
Cohen,
so one day she asked to be driven to the Jewish Home to visit her old friend.
When she arrived she was greeted with open arms, hugs, and kisses.
Mrs
Murphy said,
“Don't be holdin' back, Mrs
Cohen, how do you like it here?”
Mrs
Cohen went on and on about the wonderful food, the facility, and the caretakers.
Then, with a twinkle in her eye, she said,
“But the best thing is that I now have a boyfriend.”
Mrs
Murphy said, “Now isn't that wonderful! Tell me all about it.”
Mrs
Cohen said,
“After lunch, we go up to my room and sit on the edge of the bed
I let him touch me on the top, and then on the bottom, and then we sing Jewish songs.”
Mrs
Murphy said,
“For sure it's a blessing
I'm so glad for you Mrs
Cohen.
Mrs
Cohen said, “And how is it with you, Mrs
Murphy?”
Mrs
Murphy said it was also wonderful at her new facility and that she also had a boyfriend.
Mrs
Cohen said, “Good for you! So what do you do?”
Mrs
Murphy says,
“We also go up to my room after lunch and ...