A blonde woman started work in the Village chemist shop, she was very shy about having to sell condoms to the public.
The Chemist was going on holiday for a couple of days, and asked if she would be willing to run the shop on her own.
She had to confide in him her worries about selling condoms.
“Look” he said “My regular customers don’t ask for condoms, they either ask for a 310 (small); a 320 (medium); or a 330 (large).
The word condom is never put out his hand and said “350″ please.