Harry and his wife are having hard times, so they decide that she’ll become a call girl.
She’s not quite sure what to do so Harry says, “Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy.
Tell him that you charge a hundred bucks.
If you get a question, I’ll be parked around the corner.”
She’s standing there for 5 minutes when a guy pulls up and asks, “How much?”
She says, “A hundred dollars.”
He says, “All I got is thirty”.
She says, “Hold on,” and runs back to Harry and asks, “What can he get for thirty?”
“A hand job”, Harry replies.
She runs back and tells the guy all he gets for thirty dollars is a hand job.
He agrees.