Young priest stands in for father O'Reily while he's on holiday.


The old priest leaves a list of sins and penances. 


After mass , a woman goes into the confessionary and says. "Forgive me Father for I have sinned" 

"What is your sin , my daughter? "

"I stole £5 from the husband's wallet"

"Say three Hail Mary's and one Our Father and you'll get absolution."


Another woman comes in and says 

"Forgive me Father for I have sinned"

The priest says, " What's your sin, my daughter?"

She says " I gave a total stranger a blow job ."

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