One day an old lady went to the doctors because she had an itch between her legs.
She told the doctor her problem and he said, “You have the crabs”.
She informed the doctor that it could not be the crabs because she was an eighty year old v***gin.
She went to another doctor and explained her problem to him.
The doctor said, “You probably have the crabs”.
“No” she said, “I am an eighty year old v***gin.”
Frustrated, she went to a third doctor.
She said, “Doctor can you help me? I have an itch between my legs.
Don’t tell me that it is the crabs because I am an eighty year old v**gin.