A little old lady decides to join The Hell’s Angels so one day she goes up and
knocks on their clubhouse door.
A big, hairy, bearded biker with tattoos all over his arms answers. She boldly proclaims, “I want to join your club.”
The guy is amused, and decides to humor her a bit, so he says she needs to meet certain biker requirements in order to join.
The biker asks “Do you have a motorcycle?”
The little old lady replies, “Yep… my bike’s parked over there,” and points to a flamed black Harley chopper in the driveway.
The biker asks, “Do you drink?”
The little old lady replies, “Yep, like a fish. I’ll drink any man in your club under the table.”
The biker then asks, “Do you smoke?”