A Husband and Wife are in church listening to a very long and drawn out sermon
After quite a bit of time, the wife gets tired and dozes off.
The husband notices this and goes to poke her with his finger to wake her up.
At the same time, the priest asks a question to the audience.
“Who freed the slaves from Egypt?”
“GOD” Exclaimed the wife to the husband, very irritated at being woken up.
Some time later and the wife once again dozes off. This time the husband goes to wake her up right as the priest asks:
“Who gave their life for our sins?”
“JESUS CHRIST” Snapped the wife, once again irked at being awoken by a jab from the husband.