Two old ladies were outside smoking one day when it started to rain.
One of the ladies took out a protection, cut off the tip, and put it over her cigarette.
The other lady said, ‘Hey, that’s a good idea.
What’s that called?’
The lady responded, ‘It’s a protection.’
The other lady said, ‘Where can you get one of those?’
She said, ‘Oh, just about any grocery of drug store.’
So, the next day, the lady went to a local drug store, went up to the cashier, and said ...