Two men are walking through the woods together and they come across an insanely huge h*le in the ground.
The first man picks up a rock and tosses it into the h*le.
The rock vanishes from sight, and neither guy could hear the rock hit the bottom.
The second man decides to throw a huge log into the h*le.
After a few seconds pass, again there was no sound.
Both men, wanting to know how deep the h*le is, spot an anvil and decide to toss it in, surely it would make a noise loud enough to hear.
A few seconds after throwing the anvil in, a goat comes sprinting through the brush and dives into the h*le headfirst.
Both men are completely astonished and scared half to death.
A few minutes later...