An old couple died in a car crash and go to heaven.
They had been in good health their entire lives due to the wife’s interest in health food and exercise.
When they reached the pearly gates, St. Peter met them and took them to their mansion.
As they looked everything over, the old man asked Peter how much the place was going to cost.
“Everything’s free,” Peter replied,
“This is Heaven.”
Peter then took the couple out to see the championship golf course that bordered the home and explained that the course changed to a new one each week representing the great golf courses on earth.
The man asked, “What are the green fees?”
Peter replied, “This is heaven, so you play for free.”
Peter then took them to the clubhouse and showed them the lavish buffet lunch with the cuisines of the world laid out.
“How expensive is the menu?” asked the man.
“You mean you don’t understand yet? Peter replied ...