They thought they should go to college to get ahead.
The first goes in to see the counselor, who tells him to take Math, History, and Logic.
“What’s Logic?” the first redneck asks.
The professor answers by saying “Let me give you an example. Do you own a weedeater?”
“I sure do.”
“Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard,” replied the professor.
That’s real good!” says the redneck.
The professor continues:
