Three Old men reminiscing in a nursing home.......
........complaining about their biggest regrets on getting old.
The first old man said "I'd give anything to take a good piss like I did when I was young. Every morning I get up it takes me 5 minutes to take a piss, and then it's only a small dribble."
The second old man said "I'd give anything to take a good shit like I did when I was young. Every morning I sit on the stool and strain and strain until I can finally get something out."
The third old man said ...