LITTLE JOHNNY TALK WITH HIS MOM.
“HEY, MOM,” ASKED LITTLE JOHNNY,
“CAN YOU GIVE ME TWENTY DOLLARS?”
“CERTAINLY NOT!” ANSWERED HIS MOTHER.
“IF YOU DO,”
LITTLE JOHNNY WENT ON,
“I’LL TELL YOU WHAT DAD SAID TO THE MAID WHEN YOU WERE AT THE BEAUTY SHOP.”
HIS MOTHER’S ...