82 year old Ernie is on his death bed with his wife Doris by his side:
He says,
'Dear Doris, when we were first courting in our prime at 22, I slipped off my roller skates and broke my collar bone.
And Doris, you were there by my side to comfort me.
Doris, when we went out for our anniversary meal at the age of 32, I got food poisoning and you were there by my side.
Doris, when I was 37 you were ...