A little boy named Charlie complains to his teacher,
“I’m too smart for 1st grade!”.
The teacher then goes to the principal with Charlie. The principle first asks some questions:
3 x 3? 9
6 x 3? 18
6 squared? 36
The principal is impressed by Charlie’s intelligence, and allows him to be in the 3rd grade.
The teacher responds “HOLD THE DAMN PHONE!” and asks Charlie some questions.
What does a cow have 4 of that I only have 2?
Harry then says ‘Legs’
What is in your pants that is not in mine?
‘pockets’
What does a dog do that a man steps into?
‘pants’
What goes in hard and comes out soft?
‘bubble gum’
What does a man do standing up, a woman ...
