A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One
wet and lusty day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she
heard her husband’s car pull into the driveway. “Oh my God – Hurry! Grab
your clothes and jump out the window. My husband’s home early!” “I can’t
jump out the window, It’s raining out there!” “If my husband catches us in
here, he’ll kill us both!” she replied. “He’s got a hot temper and a gun, so
the rain is the least of your problems!” So the boyfriend scoots out of bed,
grabs his clothes and jumps out the window! As he ran down the street in
the pouring rain, he quickly discovered he had run right into the middle of the
town’s annual marathon, so he started running along beside the others, about
300 of them. Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried
to blend in as best he could. After a little while ...