A soldier was stationed abroad and received a ‘Dear John’ letter from his girlfriend back home. It read:
“Dear Harry, I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great.
I must admit that I have cheated twice since you’ve been gone and it’s not fair to either of us. I’m sorry.
Please return the picture of me that I sent you. Love, Kim."
The soldier, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow soldiers for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins, etc.
In addition to the picture of Kim ...