A rabbit, a fox and a bear were about to be drafted into the forest military.
First, the recruiters came to Mr Rabbit’s home.
– Knock-knock
– Who is it?
– We’re the recruiters, we want to draft you to the army.
Mr Rabbit thought fast and he cut off his thumb. Then he opened the door.
– Mr Rabbit, we need you to join the army.
– I can’t, I don’t have a thumb.
The main recruiter turned to his assistant and said:
– Write down: Mr Rabbit has no thumb.
After that, the recruiters went to Mr Fox’s home.
– Knock-knock
– Who is it?
– We’re the recruiters, we want to draft you to the army.
Mr Fox panicked a bit and then he cut off his tail. He opened the door for the recruiters.
– Mr Fox, we need you to join the army.
– I can’t, I don’t have a tail.
The main recruiter then turned to his assistant and said:
– Write down: Mr Fox has no tail.
After that, the recruiters went to Mr Bear’s home.
– Knock-knock
– Who is it?
– We’re the recruiters, we want to draft you to the army...
