An Irishman was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the dark shadows.
‘Twenty pounds,’ she whispers.
Paddy had never been with a hooker before but decides what the hell, it’s only twenty pounds.
So they hid in the bushes.
They’re going ‘at it’ for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them.
It is a Police Officer.
Allo, Allo, Allo, What’s ...
