A housewife is in bed with her lover.
All of a sudden she hears her husband’s car pull up.
He came home early from a business trip!
In a panic, she is frantically trying to think of a place to hide her lover and suddenly has an idea.
She tells him to go stand in a corner of the kitchen and pretend to be a statue.
She saw a similar statue at the neighbour’s house and thinks the husband ...
