A DEA OFFICER STOPPED AT THE FARM YESTERDAY, HE SAID
“I NEED TO INSPECT YOUR FARM FOR ILLEGAL GROWING DRUGS.”
THE FARMER SAID, “OKAY, BUT DON’T GO IN THAT FIELD OVER THERE.”
THE DEA OFFICER VERBALLY EXPLODED SAYING,
“MISTER, I HAVE THE AUTHORITY OF THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT WITH ME!”
REACHING INTO HIS REAR PANTS POCKET, THE ARROGANT OFFICER REMOVED HIS BADGE AND SHOVED IT IN MY FACE.
“SEE THIS BADGE?! THIS BADGE MEANS I AM ALLOWED TO GO WHEREVER I WISH…. ON ANY LAND !! NO QUESTIONS ASKED OR ANSWER GIVEN!! HAVE I MADE MYSELF CLEAR?…. DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!!”
THE FARMER NODDED POLITELY, APOLOGIZED, AND WENT ABOUT MY CHORES.
A SHORT TIME LATER, HE HEARD LOUD SCREAMS, LOOKED UP, AND SAW THE DEA OFFICER RUNNING FOR HIS LIFE, BEING CHASED BY MY BIG OLD MEAN BULL…. WITH EVERY STEP, THE BULL WAS GAINING GROUND ON THE OFFICER, AND IT SEEMED LIKELY THAT HE’D, SURE ENOUGH, GET GORED BEFORE HE REACHED SAFETY. THE OFFICER WAS CLEARLY TERRIFIED.
HE THREW DOWN HIS TOOLS, RAN TO THE FENCE AND YELLED AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS
“YOUR BADGE, SHOW HIM YOUR BADGE!!”
