An officer pulls over an elderly gentleman who’s driving three ladies down the highway.
“Do you know why I pulled you over, sir?” asks the officer.
“No sir, I haven’t the faintest idea!” replies the old gent.
“Well, you were going 75 miles per hour in a 55 mph zone,” states the officer.
“But dad gum, the sign done said it was 75!” says the old gent, cocking an eyebrow.
The officer looks around ...