An Officer Pulls Over An Elderly Gentleman.

An officer pulls over an elderly gentleman who’s driving three ladies down the highway.

“Do you know why I pulled you over, sir?” asks the officer.

“No sir, I haven’t the faintest idea!” replies the old gent.

“Well, you were going 75 miles per hour in a 55 mph zone,” states the officer.

“But dad gum, the sign done said it was 75!” says the old gent, cocking an eyebrow.

The officer looks around ...

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