An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems
for a number of years. He went to the doctor and
the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of
hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear
100%. The elderly gentleman went back in a month
to the doctor and the doctor said, “Your hearing is
perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you
can hear again.” The gentleman replied, “Oh, I
haven’t told my family yet. I just sit around and
listen to the conversations. I’ve changed my will
three times!”