A married man was visiting his
“girlfriend”, When she requested that he
shave his beard. “Oh James, I like your
beard, but I would really love to see
your handsome face.” James replied,
“My wife loves this beard. I couldn’t
possibly do it. She would kill me!!” “Oh
please?” the girlfriend asked again, in a
sexy little voice… “Really, I can’t,” he
replied. “My wife loves this beard!!” The
girlfriend asked once more, he sighed
and finally gave in. That night James
crawled into bed next to his wife while
she was sleeping. The wife was
awakened, turned toward him, felt his
face and said,
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“Oh Michael, you shouldn’t be here. My husband will be home soon!”