A young newlywed couple wanted to join a church.
The pastor told them, “We have special requirements for new parishioners.
You must abstain from sex for two weeks."
The couple agreed and returned after two weeks.
The pastor asked them, "Well, were you able to get through the two weeks without being intimate?"
"Pastor, I'm afraid we couldn't do without sex for the two weeks," the young man admitted.
"What happened?" asked the pastor.
"My wife was looking for a can of corn on the top shelf and dropped it.
When she bent down to pick it up, I was wild with desire and took advantage of her right there."
"You understand, of course, that means you will not be welcome in our church," the pastor said.
"It's okay," said the young man. "We're not welcome at the grocery store anymore, either."
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