They were all served by Bill. The first man was married to a nurse.
“Nurses are cute.”
Bill thought to himself.
The second man was married to a phone operator.
“Phone operators have sexy voices.”
Bill thought to himself.
The third man was married to a teacher.
“Teachers are too formal and strict. poor guy.”
Bill thought to himself.
After their honeymoons were over, Bill got a call from the first man.
“NEVER MARRY A NURSE! ALL I HEARD LAST NIGHT WAS ‘THAT’S UNSANITARY. THAT’S UNSANITARY’!” he screamed into the phone.
A little later, Bill got a call from the second man.
“DON’T MARRY A PHONE OPERATOR! ALL SHE SAID WAS ‘YOUR THREE MINUTES ARE UP!” the man raged.
After a few more minutes, Bill got a call from the last man.
“Remember to marry a teacher, Bill. She kept saying ‘we’re going to do this over and over again until we get it right.”
