Viralfunnyjokes: Who's phone is this?

 


Several men were in the locker room of the gym when a cell phone on a bench rang and a man put it on speaker and


begins to talk. Everyone in the room stopped to listen.

Man: Hello!


Woman: Hi honey, its me. Are you at the club?


Man: Yes.


Woman: I'm at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. Its only $2000: is it OK if I buy it?


Man: Sure, go ahead if you like that much.


Woman: I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new models. I saw one that I really liked.


Man: How much?


Woman: $90,000


Man: OK, but for that price I want it with all options.


Woman: Great! Oh, and one more thing. I was just talking to Jane and found out that the house I wanted last year is back on market. They are asking $980,000 for it.


Man: Well, then go ahead and offer $900,000. They’ll probably take it. If not, we can go to the extra $80,000 if that’s what you really want.


Woman: OK. See you later! I love you too much!


Man: Bye, I love you too.


The man hung up. The other men in the locker room were staring at him in astonishment, mouths wide open.


He turned and asked: Anyone knows whose phone is this?

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