Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed
away, Katie
went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95
year old
grandmother and comfort her.
When she asked how her grandfather had died, her
grandmother replied,
He had a heart attack while we were making love on
Sunday morning."
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly
100 years
old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
"Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago,
realising our
advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was
when the
church bells would start to ring. It was just the right
rhythm. Nice and
slow and
even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and
out on the
Dong."
She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "he'd still
be alive if
the ice cream truck hadn't come along,"