The 4 hour erection:
I went to a chemist store and asked to talk to a male pharmacist.
The woman I spoke to said she was the only pharmacist and since she and her sister owned the store, there were no male employees.
She asked if she could help me.
I said that I really would have preferred to speak with a male pharmacist. She assured me that she was completely professional and whatever it was that I needed to discuss, I could be confident that she would treat me with a high level of professionalism.
I reluctantly agreed and began by saying.
"As a shy man, this is tough for me to discuss, but here goes. I get erections every day that last more than four hours. This condition causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment. I was wondering what you could give me for it."
The pharmacist said. "Just a minute, I'll talk to my sister."
When she returned, she said. "We discussed it at length and this is the absolute best we can do:
* 1/3rd ownership in the store
* a company car
* A furnished house
* a king size bed and
* £7500/- a month in living expenses." 😂